Protivny or Polezny?

Zdravstvui! NET secret for all: Mnogoe razlichny Chelovek — Mnogoe razlichny opinion. Kakoe pravilny? Now malenky story about.

Ty lubit ovoschnoe kasha? Takoe? NET Takoe? Nikolay lubit Etot and mnogoe poest everyday, because Etot polezny and horoshy.

• Etot protivny! — skazhet Anastasia (Etot friend of Nikolay, but NET lubit Takoe: Nikolay poest mnogoe ovoschnoe kasha), — Kak Takoe vozmozhny? Ty look like idiot! Nado idti smotrit VHS!
• Etot ovoschnoe kasha — mnogoe otlichny and Polezny! VHS after kasha! — skazhet Nikolay and ulybaetsya.
• Sergey! — skazhet Anastasia, — Etot Nikolay imeet glupy vneshnost v poest protivny kasha?
• Ochen mnogoe! — skazhet Sergey and silno polozhit v ovoschnoe kasha football.

Mnogoe polezny kasha bystro zasorit all around. Nikolay, Anastasia, Sergey and football including.

• Teper Etot only Protivny! NET Polezny at all! — skazhet Nikolay, vnimatelnoe posmotrit around and poyti smotrit VHS with friends.
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About Nauchny Podhod

Zdravstvui! Etot about Nauchny Podhod!

Mnogoe Chelovek NET vnimatelny v razny! Etot story about Takoe.

One time nekotory russky Chelovek hochet poyti v otdyhaet. Etot rybalka. Nikolay, Sergey, Victor and Egor.

• Rybalka — Etot mnogoe otlichny! — skazhet Sergey.
• Takoe! — otvetit Nikolay.
• Mnogoe fish! — skazhet Victor.
• Nado idti srochnoe! — skazhet Egor.

Vyhodit v ulitsa and vidit Takoe: Etot car NET vozmozhny ehat v rybalka because bolshoe truck NET puskaet. Russky friends mnogoe pechalny.

• Pochemu truck tut? — sprosit Sergey.
• NET puskaet! — skazhet Victor.
• Kotory my delat? — sprosit Egor.
• Nado mnogoe staraetsya! — skazhet Nikolay.

Dolgoe time staraetsya, but NET horoshy result. Only povredit svoe car. NET silny.

• Nado mnogoe dumaet about! — skazhet Sergey.
• NET Takoe! — zakrichit Victor. — Nado nakazybaet truck driver!
• Etot opasny, — skazhet Egor.
• Stop! — skazhet Nikolay. — Nado use Nauchny Podhod!
• Takoe? — sprosit friends.
• Etot pomogaet! — skazhet Nikolay.

And Etot pomogaet.

About automobilny probka.

Zdravstvui! Etot about automobilny probka.

Bylo vesna. Nikolay and Alexander ehat to rabota v car. Razlichny cars around! Mnogoe! Probka!

• Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! — skazhet Alexander. — Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
• Probka tut! — skazhet Nikolay.
• Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! — povtorit Alexander. — Opazdyvaet v rabota — Etot NET polezny!
• Ya know Etot! — skazhet Nikolay. — But probka NET pozvolit ehat faster.

Nekotory time (10 minutes) Nikolay and Alexander molchat.

• Etot too medlenny! — skazhet Alexander. — Rabota budet nachinaet cherez 20 minutes! Nado uspevaet!
• Nado! — otvetit Nikolay. — But Etot trudnoe because probka.

10 minutes Nikolay and Alexander smotrit forvard v probka.

• Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! — skazhet Alexander. — Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
• Probka tut! — skazhet Nikolay.

VHS-machine

Zdravstvui! Etot about VHS-machine!

Nikolay bylo sidit v lavochka near svoe dom. Use nekotory alcohol and smotret vpered. Vpered ehat trmvay and Nikolay smotrit v Etot NET vnimatelnoe. Tramvay uehat, but Nikolay ostavaetsya and sidit. After nekotory time Nikolay vzdohnut and uhodit, but v tomorrow Nikolay sidit v Etot lavochka again. Sometimes Nikolay holodny, sometimes zharky, sometimes mokry, sometimes piany but always skuchny.

NET nado Takoe everyday, Nikolay! Nado use VHS-machine!

About Posevnaya

Zdravstvui! Etot about Posevnaya!

Nastupilo teply pogoda and mnogoe Russki Chelovek vyshel v ulitsa for Posevnaya. Mnogoe sunny around! NET krupny birds krasivy and gromkoe pesnya! Ochen horoshy and mnogoe trudolubivy! But odin Russki Chelovek NET poyti v Posevnaya. Etot — Nikolay. Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and tihoe inside. Mnogoe Russki Chelovek NET spokoyny! — Pochemu Takoe — NET Nikolay v Posevnaya? Pochemu tihoe v Nikolay’s dom?

• Nikolay! — skazhet mnogoe Russki Chelovek. — Posevnaya polezny! Nado vyhodit!
• Ya NET mozhet idti v Posevnaya right now! Ya smotrit VHS about Etot! — otvetit Nikolay.
• Nado NET smotrit VHS, but idti v Posevnaya with us! — skazhet Sergey (Russki Nikolay’s Druh)
• Ya budet prihodit v Posevnaya tomorrow! — skazhet Nikolay.
• Etot glupy!
• NET Takoe!

V next day Nikolay vyhodit v Posevnaya and delaet Etot bystry and samy horoshy.

Mnogoe horoshy

Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy!

Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! «Horoshy and Priyatny — Etot samy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!» — govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? Etot NET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about.

Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochen grustny all time.

• Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? — sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. — Maybe Ya need delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya?
• Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! — skazhet Ya.

Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper Sergey Vladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day.

Drugoe Russki Chelovek — Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny.

• Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! — skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet.

After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov.

• Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? — sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. — Pochemu Nikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more?

• NET nado zaviduet! — skazhet Ya.

Sputnik

Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik!

Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut in my dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot.

• Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? — sprosit Nikolay. — Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny!
• Etot stary, but horoshy! — otvetit Ya.
• Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy — horoshy, Stary — NET rabotaet! — skazhet Nikolay.
• VHS — stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? — skazhet Ya. — Glupy building — novy, but NET polezny!
• Da, Takoe! — skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny.

V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik.

Vegetables

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables — polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny — mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT!

Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. — Etot Takoe polezny! — skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. — If Ty poest Etot — budet mnogoe zdorov!

Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.

• Svetlana, come with us! — skazhet friends. — V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy!
• Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! — otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.

• Svetlana! Nado idti smotrit novy VHS! — skazhet Nikolay! — Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe!
• Vegetables much horoshy! — skazhet Svetlana.

• Teper zima! — skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. — Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device!
• VHS — sucks! — skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.

After odin year…

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About NET razborchivy pocherk

Zdravstvui! Etot about NET razborchivy pocherk.

Mnogoe hochet — Malo poluchaet…

Nikolay — Etot dobry and vzrosly Russki Chelovek. Horoshy, but imeet NET razborchivy pocherk and cherez Etot imeet mnogoe NET priyatny.

• Ty pishet NET ponyatny! — skazat Anatoly and smeyatsya.
• Etot Takoe pocherk! — otvechat Nikolay.
• Etot OCHEN SILNY PLOHOE! — skazat Vladimir Alexeev and rasserditsya.
• Ya ochen silny staratsya! — otvechat Nikolay and rasstroitsya.
• Ty nado idti v shkola and obuchaet pishet! — sovet Zoya. — Etot NET razborchivy!
• Ya vzrosly Russki Chelovek! — otvechat Nikolay. — Ya too old for shkola!

Nikolay ochen silny stradat. «Pochemu Takoe pocerk? Etot NET spravedlivy Takoe!», — dumat Nikolay.

One time Nikolay reshat: «Ya budet ispravit svoe pocherk!» And delat mnogoe trudny exercises, but without horoshy result.

• Kakoe Ya dolzhen delaet, Dr.Volz?! Etot NET razborchivy at all!
• VHS-machine! Kogda zima! — otvetit Ya and byl prav.

Russian people loves lovit fish and znaet VHS polza!

My Russian druhi and Ya poymal fish. Ya uchit druhi Spiritual Prisyadka and hvalit Dr.Volz and SPASIBO for VHS for Ya!
Druhi stanovit bogach like Ya cherez year!
NET invalid more!
Tut mnogy VHS and NET v Sibir tut! Cherez moy kurs on VHS lovit bolshe fish and NET propast!
Budet NET golodnyi cherez varenyi fishi. U Ya lyzhy horosho and lubit moroz and bogach!
Ya pomogaet Russian druhi and on SPASIBO Ya for VHS!

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