Telefonny razgovor

Zdravstvui! Etot about telefonny razgovor.

Bylo friday vecherny. Horoshy! Nikolay ochen radostny delaet telefonny zvonok v svoe friend Alexander for pogovorit. Alexander NET otvechaet. Nikolay delaet Takoe again — the same result. — Pochemu Takoe? — dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe again. Alexander NET otvechaet! — Nado pozvonit v Sergey! — dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe. Sergey NET otvechaet. Delaet Takoe once more — NET otvet.

Nikolay rasstroitsya. — Etot plohoe! — skazhet on and delaet mnogoe telefonny zvonok v Alexander, Sergey, Dmitry Ivanov, Dmitry Potapov, Egor, Alexey, Svetlana, Igor Sergeev, Zoya, Pavel Alexandrovich, Vladimir and Irina. NET otvet!

• Etot stupid! — zakrichit Nikolay and rasstroitsya.

V Etot time Nikolay poluchaet telefonny zvonok. Etot bylo friend Vasily. — Glupy Vasily! — podumat Nikolay, but otvetit and imeet dolgoe skuchny telefonny razgovor instead interesny.

Potom bylo mnogoe horoshy

About zakon!

Zdravstvui! Etot about zakon!
One day Nikolay (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) nadoest rabotaet regularnoe and on Skazhet Takoe: «Mnogoe nadoelo! NET budet delaet Takoe more!» And STOP rabotaet at all! Nadevat Novy suit and hodit v radostny progulka.

• NET Takoe, Nikolay! — skazhet horoshee druh-rabochy. — Nado rabotaet! After Etot vozmozhy use nekotory alcohol! Come with Ya v rabotaet for regularnoe!
• Glupy! Rabotaet skuchny! Kakoe krasivy and sunny around! Smotri Kakoe novy suit! — skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe way radostny.
• Stop, Nikolay! — skazhet Milicioner-Sergeant Alexander. — Ty NET rabotaet! If Takoe — Ty budet idti v jail! Hochet Etot?
• NET Takoe! — skazhet Nikolay and pechalny.

V next utro Nikolay poyti v rabotaet again, because NET hochet idti v jail.

• Pochemu Etot, Doctor Volz? — sprosit Nikolay. — Etot NET horoshy!
• Etot because Takoe zakon! — otvetit Ya.

Russki pole

Sputnik

Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik!

Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut in my dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot.

• Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? — sprosit Nikolay. — Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny!
• Etot stary, but horoshy! — otvetit Ya.
• Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy — horoshy, Stary — NET rabotaet! — skazhet Nikolay.
• VHS — stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? — skazhet Ya. — Glupy building — novy, but NET polezny!
• Da, Takoe! — skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny.

V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik.